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It was while working at a Nuclear Generating Station in Ontario, Canada that the author met many American contractors who specialized in nuclear contract work within North America.

These men and women jokingly called themselves Nuclear Whores and the website in which they found work was called http://www.roadwhore.com/.

According to the online ‘Urban Dictionary’, a Road Whore is defined as: “A temporary worker from out of town. In engineering and construction, road whores seek out and find massive bonuses, high pay rates, hazardous duty pay, per diem, housing allowances and any form of premium remuneration”.

These new friends taught him the ways of the contractor and he soon began a life as a nuclear contract engineer, moving from project to project around Ontario.

Soon after beginning his life as a nuclear contract worker, the author met and fell in love with a news journalist while doing improvisation at Second City in Toronto.

Three years later they got married. A year after that they gave birth to a son.

Unfortunately their love was short-lived. It ended two years into their marriage while living in Kincardine, Ontario while working under contract at the Bruce Nuclear Facility and she was home with their son.

One day, she packed everything including their son and moved to Oakville leaving the author in Kincardine, all alone.


Like many parents who suddenly find themselves inthis position, the author was surprised when told he was not an equal parent of his 1 year old son, but was what his divorce lawyer referred to as a “Secondary Parent”.

As such, he was not allowed to talk to his son whenever he wanted or to see him whenever he wanted. He had to fight to see his own son, and this took time.Without his boy in his daily life, he couldn’t eat, sleep or work. He was absolutely devastated.

After a few days, he went to his family physician who was immediately concerned for the author’s well‑being. This country doctor suggested a personal remedy of his for overcoming difficult times; he told him to concentrate all his thoughts away from the negativity of the present to the funny, happy stories of his past. He suggested trying to relive these memories, by recollecting them through painting, writing, songs, etc...

So, he wrote.

Each day, he concentrated on one funny, true story from his past. He would think about it for hours at a time, sometimes all day, and then would write it down. It took 42 days for the author’s lawyer to get visitation permission to visit his son in Oakville and in that time he wrote the stories that compile this blog.





Coma-ing Home


My grandfather was in his mid-eighties when he, like many elderly people, developed diabetes. His doctor prescribed him medication to regulate his blood-sugar levels.

However, as you can imagine, the medication is only useful when followed as per directed. Often he would forget if he had taken his pills would result in him doubling his daily dosage. This was sometimes combined with missed meals which would occasionally, albeit rarely, result in him going into hypoglycemic shock from not enough sugar in his blood.

For those that have never seen someone in this state, the person looks drunk. They slur their speech, they often can't see properly, coordination is affected; mentally they are out of it. As you can imagine, it is difficult to tell the difference between a Port Perrian on a Friday night and someone going into hypoglycemic shock.

If left untreated, it is possible the person in the hypoglycemic shock can slip into a coma.

This was the fear one summer night as my grandparents were driving back from the city of Oshawa. Apparently he had been feeling bad for hours but hadn’t mentioned anything. As he was driving, he could tell it was getting worse. By the time they hit the border of Port Perry my grandfather couldn't see two feet in front of him and was really out of it.

It was a full hour after that when I received a phone call from my mother to come to my grandparent’s house. I raced over to find the ambulance parked in the driveway, ran inside and met my mother who told me that my grandfather was inside on the couch and that the ambulance attendants had quickly diagnosed his condition. They had given him a few glasses of orange juice and although he was still weak from the experience, the natural sugars in the orange juice quickly took effect in his body clearing his mind and vision, bringing him back to normal health.

The first question asked to my grandmother was how did my grandfather manage to drive the rest of the way home? From the Port Perry border to their house is a good 10 miles. We were wondering if she drove as she had never done so before in her life.

"Of course not", she firmly answered. "A lady never drives a motorized vehicle. I simply reminded your grandfather to turn the steering wheel a little left or right whenever he started to swerve to the side. Although we might have driven nearer the ditch than normal, your grandfather managed just fine."

While this answer was not totally unexpected coming from someone my grandmother's age it is not every day you hear someone reason that a diabetes induced coma is not a sufficient reason to stop driving.

When my grandfather was asked why he didn't just pull over and get help from a neighbour he replied; "I knew something was wrong. When I couldn't see any more I thought I might be having a massive stroke so I figured the best thing speed up and get home as fast as I could".

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

ha, wow. my grandma is 93 and she still drives.

Anonymous said...

like MEN can drive anyway. Please. *rolls eyes*